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Joke of the Day

"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks? It was a comma dating."

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""

"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."