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Joke of the Day
"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."
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"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."
"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."
"*gently places finger on caroler's lips* you had me at ""O come"""
"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"
"What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds? There's 20 of em'"
"Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin."