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Joke of the Day
"I was so ugly when I was born... ...the doctor slapped my mother."
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"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."
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"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."
"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."
"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u wii-u wii-u wii-u heh"
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"
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"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."