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Joke of the Day

"Marry someone who loves Hawaiian pizza so you can just get your own good tasting pizza all to yourself."

"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"

"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."

"These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""

"If you don't hate yourself by the time you log off, you're not using the internet correctly."

"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"

"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."

"Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet."