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"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."
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"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"
"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
"What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common."
"You know they've had sex change operations for men for a while now, right? Well they just recently started offering sex change operations for women, too. It's called the ""addadictomy""."
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"How do you pump a Republican for information? With a plunger."
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"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""