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Joke of the Day
"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."
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"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"
"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."
"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"
"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""
"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."
"Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond."
"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower."
"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""