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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
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"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"
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"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
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"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."
"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
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"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"