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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
Next Joke
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.."
"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."
"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."
"why are computers so smart? because they listen to their mother board."
"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""
"Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Because they sell more tickets!"