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Joke of the Day

"I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out."

"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."

"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."

"I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn."

"Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts."

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee."

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."