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Joke of the Day
"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"
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"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."
"So hacker group Anonymous declared war on ISIS. Probably the closest ISIS will get to 72 virgins."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."
"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"
"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"