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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."
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"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."
"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."
"What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night? Paddy O'Furniture"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."
"Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices."
"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"
"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"
"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."