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Joke of the Day

"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"Say what you want about pedophiles! At least they slow down in school zones."

"Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."

"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."

"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"

"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."

"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."

"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."