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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
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"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."
"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"
"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."
"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"
"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""
"What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky? A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous."
"Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant"
"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
"Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery."