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Joke of the Day
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
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"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"
"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"
"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"
"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need... Not all this, ""How the fuck did you get in my house?!"" nonsense."
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"