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Joke of the Day
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
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"Female hygiene jokes are not funny Period"
"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."
"I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said ""I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"""
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, ""Here. Take it. No, I insist."""
"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"