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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."

"What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? They both can't ride a bike."

"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""

"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."

"What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra"

"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."

"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"Filled the tank up with petrol today. Now all the fish are dead."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."