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Joke of the Day

"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."

"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"So a baby and I head into a bar, smashed... Wait, I think I'm telling this one wrong... I smashed a bar into a baby's head. There it was."

"What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy."

"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""

"Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven. I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget."

"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"