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Joke of the Day

"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."

"My relationship with my Ex was purely psychological... She was a psycho and I was totally logical."

"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."

"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"

"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""

"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."

"One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention."

"My friend told me I sounded pretentious in my essay I don't get it: I don't think I sound ostentatious."