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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

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"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."
"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"I love people I can get weird with."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"
"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."
"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls."
"What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? Tom Tookalook. I'm sorry guys..."