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Joke of the Day

"I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do."

"What ship will never set sail for OP?"

"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"

"Spell roast five times, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t. What do you put in a toaster? I usually put bread in a toaster."

"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."

"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."

"Where do most black people work? In jail"

"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"

"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"

"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."