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"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"
"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."
"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."
"Heard this one at the bar last night: Women are good for 70 things... Making sandwiches and 69."
"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"
"A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: ""I've hurt my arm in several places."" The doctor said: ""Well don't go there any more."""
"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""