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Joke of the Day
"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."
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"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."
"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."
"First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist."
"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."
"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."
"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."
"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."