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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktater."
Next Joke
"Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid."
"I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"I love when a girl posts a selfie with ""no filter"" but the shit is so blown out you can't even see her nose."
"What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games?? A crack whore."
"What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)"
"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."
"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."
"How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction."
"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."