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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral."
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"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"
"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."
"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"Do you know where my mexican hat is? - It's somewhere bro.. Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?"
"Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean!"