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Joke of the Day

"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"

"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"So Hillary Clinton logs into her e-mail [deleted]"

"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"

"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"