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Joke of the Day

"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."

"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am."

"Best pickup line EVER! I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut."

"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."

"[me narrating a documentary on urchins] ""look at these boring moist porcupines"""

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."

"Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?"

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"