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Joke of the Day

"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"

"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."

"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"

"Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey."

"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."

"Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them ""Get out. We don't serve your type here."""

"Fannee Doolee loves sleep, but she doesn't love bedtime. Why do you think that is? Because Fannee Doolee has crippling anxiety, and falling asleep reminds her of her inevitable death."

"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."