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Joke of the Day

"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."

"What do you do when you see a space man? You park the car, *man*."

"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."

"Reddit's telling me not to spoil the Star Wars movie for anyone... ... too bad my fantasies were already spoiled when Disney bought the rights."

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."

"Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face."

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"