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Joke of the Day

"Punctuation is everything: ""Will you marry me"" is a marriage proposal ""Will, You, Mary, Me"" = a Foursome Inquiry"

"So Mrs Lincoln... Besides that, how'd you like the play?"

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."

"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"

"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"

"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."