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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think."

"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."

"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""

"Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either."

"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"

"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"

"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"

"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."

"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."

"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."