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Joke of the Day

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."

"90s kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."

"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true."

"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"

"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"

"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."