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Joke of the Day

"I bet unscary monsters like to hang out at the back of marathons and imagine all the athletes are running from them."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bar... And the woman says, ""Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?!"""

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."

"Your mom is like Reddit always under a heavy load"

"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"

"What do guys like but are afraid of? Girls"

"What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys? The Allman Brothers."

"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."

"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."