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Joke of the Day
"What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone? 9gag"
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"What does your mom and a 4-stroke engine have in common? They're both usually busy doing one of the following: sucking, squeezing, banging, blowing."
"What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question?"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"
"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
"*watching a scary movie* 7 y/o daughter: They're just people in masks, right Dad? *blankets pulled over my head* ""Sure, if you say so"""
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."