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Joke of the Day
"What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone? 9gag"
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"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."
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"Why is pornhub so busy today? Because it's erection day!"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"
"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."