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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person"
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"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
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"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
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