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Joke of the Day
"My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too."
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"I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the local zoo"
"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."
"My terrible dinosaur joke... Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted valley, when one says to the other, ""Do you think we're alone out here? I Spinosaurus."""
"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"I was going down on my grandmother the other day... When I tasted horse semen, and I thought ""huh, that must be how she died."""