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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 7 is an of all trades Sorry, I meant ""jack of all trades"" but there's no more jack."
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"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"
"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."
"my life is a joke with no punchline"
"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."
"[paying at chipotle] ME: i got a burrito CLERK: that'll be ten dollars ME: with guac CLERK: that'll be ten thousand dollars"
"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"
"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."
"I assume every Chinese tattoo I see stands for ""This was a mistake."""