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Joke of the Day

"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"Why was the broom late ? It over swept !"

"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."

"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."

"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"What's the difference between Trump and cancer? Cancer killed Jobs"

"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"

"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"