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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"
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"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I am kind enough to tell him that he needs to trim his nostril hairs."
"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"
"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"