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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"
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"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."
"What do you call a hatred for large plants? Bigotree"
"I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities... I'll call it ""Make A Wishbone"""
"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."
"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."
"Dear ugly people, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol"
"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"
"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."
"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"