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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities... I'll call it ""Make A Wishbone"""

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."

"Why was the password a bad attorney? [OC] He was case sensitive!"

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help where I can."

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Plot twist: name your pets after passwords."

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."

"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."

"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"

"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."