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Joke of the Day

"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."

"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."

"Is it just a coincidence that you turn purple when you choke? skol"

"What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu"

"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."

"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."

"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."

"Why do noses run and feet smell?"

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"

"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes."