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Joke of the Day
"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"
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"are everyone all al'right no! you are all al'left"
"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."
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"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."