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Joke of the Day
"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."
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"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how many cops planted it there"
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"
"What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !"
"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."
"Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings."
"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it..."
"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."