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Joke of the Day
"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"
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"What's the difference between feminism and Islam? One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth."
"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"
"A truly historic day. Thousands of women at a mall.. and no shoe sale."
"Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!"
"The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol."
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her? A chainsaw."
"I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs."
"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"