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Joke of the Day
"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."
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"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."
"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"
"I don't think any other job sees as many erections as mine... I work with planning permission at the council. P.S. I made this one, kinda funny I suppose"
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"