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Joke of the Day
"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."
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"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"
"Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: ""Do you serve lawyers here?"" ""Sure."" ""Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."""
"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"
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"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"
"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
"President Chafee"