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Joke of the Day

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"

"everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades"

"Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :("

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."

"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"

"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."

"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"