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Joke of the Day

"How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear."

"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"

"I love when a girl posts a selfie with ""no filter"" but the shit is so blown out you can't even see her nose."

"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."

"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"

"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."