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Joke of the Day
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."
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"I was having sex with this woman for 10 minutes before I realized it was a man, and then for like 20 minutes after."
"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts"
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."
"How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself? Bondo. Jaime Bondo."
"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex."" He asked, ""Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"" I replied, ""No, I work in a morgue."""