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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
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"What do you get when the Pillsburry Doughboy bends over Dough nuts"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""
"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very hungry."
"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."
"How did the chicken cross the freeway? You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud."
"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."
"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."