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Joke of the Day
"the general Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!!!"
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"Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either."
"Interviewer: Tell me about your future plans. Me: You mean, like, just tomorrow, or for, like, the whole weekend?"
"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."
"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"
"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."
"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."
"[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body"
"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"